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A few months later, I stumbled into my kitchen to find it spotless. Countertop gleaming, sink empty--even the magnetic poetry scattered on my fridge since 2003 now read like something you'd see, uncredited, on Instagram. The TV in the living room just beyond the linoleum, however dust-free, remained cheap and unimpressive. The withered bad date artifacts atop it, though, were now tastefully arranged and believable as intentionally dried décor rather than gross negligence. I tried to cram this phenomenon into 1080 by 608, experimenting with angles and zoom, but I couldn't capture what made that morning so extraordinary.
Stuffing my phone into my bathrobe pocket, I rummaged through the fridge and sniffed the carton of half-and-half I found in the back. Passable. When I placed the offering by the back door, I expected my cat to expropriate it immediately, entitled as she believed herself to be, but she barely looked up. A new normal had been established, and nobody needed to say anything.